The Zen Float Tent… it says it right here
Unboxing the Zen Float Co Tank
in this video description:
Oh, no.. wait a minute… Samadhi is the best because …
they are the first and finest:
Whoops my bad… maybe a company with “superior” in their name is best???
They have self-evaluated themselves as follows:
Superior Float Tanks is the industry’s top manufacturer of therapeutic floatation tanks and floatation tank equipment. We provide float suites/rooms, pods, float tank filtration systems, and installation services to companies, facilities, and individuals. We are a principal resource to the float tank industry, and we provide these services along with quality customer care. No one is more knowledgeable and can provide for your floatation needs like we can.
I wonder how to objectively quantify them as the top manufacturer?
As far as “no one is more knowledgeable”, did they score highest on the floatation tank proficiency test? Did they earn a 4.0 GPA the California Institute of Floatology?
All humor aside, they have an impressive array of customers displayed on their front page, which does not even include the fact that they built a tank for the most successful tennis player of all time:
Nah, Royal Spa makes the best float tanks
it says so right here:
Royal Spa has been manufacturing float tanks since 2012. We’ve taken knowledge gained from more than 30 years of making hot tubs and spas and applied it to making the best float tanks.
With reasons like this, Royal Spa is definitely the Best of the Best:
All your tank are belong to us at Dreampod
Dreampod claims to have the best product on the market:
Even though they cant form the singular of “pod” at the right time on their front page, I’m sure their quality control standards in tank manufacture are a dream and not a nightmare.
yup, no doubt about it now, 1 out of 1 people surveyed agreed: dreampod is #1.
